Archive for January, 2009

My 25 Years With The Macintosh

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

My 25 years with the Macintosh is, maybe, a different experience than others you’ve read online. If you’ve seen Apple’s “1984″ commercial, you’ll know that the original Macintosh computer was introduced on January 24, 1984. When the commercial aired at that year’s Super Bowl, I was still over 3 months away from my second birthday, and almost a decade away from my first in-depth experience with the Macintosh.

It was late 1993, probably November or December, that I convinced my parents to buy me a two-pack of 3.5-inch floppy disks at Sav-On so I could move information between the Mac we had at home and the Macs I used at school. Early versions of System 7 were what I first got accustomed to, and the Apple hardware varied quite a bit.

Earlier in elementary school, my 4th grade class participated in a program sponsored by National Geographic, where students would dial into a service over a POTS modem and communicate with other students across the country, and if I remember correctly, across the world. That would have placed my first REAL computing experience in 1991 or 1992, dialing into an internet gateway at 2400bps using an Apple IIgs. I recall having a binder of information about the program, but it has long since been discarded. It would be another 2 years before I had another revolutionary computing experience.

When I got my two floppy disks (one of which I threw away because I wasn’t using it at the time) I realized that I could copy software from the school computer to my home computer. Now, the SE/30 I had at home wasn’t nearly as pretty and colorful as the LC520 I was using at school, but it got the job done. I spent most of my days of 6th grade in front of the computer, playing with the software and figuring out how to take games my friends brought to school back home with me. I wasn’t able to get my hands on any printed information about the Mac, so everything I learned was from trial and error.

In junior high, I was involved in the video production class, and the infant non-linear editing systems that were sprouting up. Most of what we did, though, was deck-to-deck on SVHS, but I remember the PowerPC LC series opening up the door to the Gryphon Morph program, which was used to consistently embarass students at school my turning them into animals on the video magazine program aired each week. By the end of 8th grade, I’d developed enough skills in troubleshooting the Macs that I was frequently called out of class to fix other teachers’ machines since the school district’s technical support was (and to this day is) terribly lacking.

At the beginning of my freshman year, I got the first Mac I called my own: a used PowerBook Duo 270c. 240MB internal hard disk, 12MB of RAM, and a 14.4 modem (which could be software-upgraded to 19.2!) For a month or two, I was diong well, moving files between machines through LocalTalk or modem-to-modem with Zterm, until one day I screwed the OS. I had to get disks and a Duo Dock, or I was done. I learned my lesson, and try to keep myself prepared at all times.

About a year and a half later, I upgraded to a PowerBook 3400c/180 with a CD-ROM built in (!) and a spiffy PowerPC processor. It allowed me to do much better web design with its 800×600 screen and it ran software so much better than the good, but tiring 33 MHz Duo. I ran that machine into the ground, until OS 9 and its 1.3GB hard disk and 144MB of RAM was no longer adequate.

My freshman year of college, my parents helped me buy a PowerBook G3 with FireWire which was quite possibly my favorite portable of all time. It was relatively easy to upgrade, and by the time I got rid of it, I had installed 1GB of RAM and an 80GB hard disk. Its specs were far beyond what I had envisioned when I bought the machine.

My current computer is a 2.6 GHz MacBook Pro with a 15-inch screen, 4GB of RAM, a 500GB hard disk and faster “legacy” ports than the fastest cutting edge technologies from only a few years ago. The amount of power WASTED on single processes on this computer is probably more than the maximum speed of my PowerBook G3. There is only one feature lacking on this MacBook Pro that would make it better than the old Pismo: swappable optical drive. Road warriors demand battery life, and I always had two batteries in my G3. I have a spare battery, of course, but not having to worry about a switchout was a marvelous experience.

In late 2002, I began employment in an industry close to the Macintosh, and have remained with the company until the present day. Everything that I’ve experienced and learned since then has made me realize how little I knew back in junior high and high school, and compared with the UNIX “real” sysadmins, and developers, how little I know now. Even in 6 years, I’ve seen the world of Apple and the Macintosh change more than I could have imagined.

The Macintosh has become more popular, in unit sales, than at any time in its history. The Macintosh operating system has morphed into a solid BSD UNIX based, but friendly for consumer use, platform for the most robust and capable end-user media experience on the market. The switch to Intel processors was always rumored from the earliest versions of OS X, but flatly denied until 2005. The “big switch” was executed as a brilliant marketing campaign by Steve Jobs and company. Apple has become a major, respected player in the mobile phone market in under 2 years. Apple has also become one of the fastest-growing consumer electronics retailers in the world.

What I see under my fingertips, and what I use this machine for, is an almost unimaginable progression from my own humble beginnings with the Macintosh 15 years ago. I consider the gift of computers a blessing and a curse. It has given me the opportunity for a career doing something I enjoy (most of the time) but it has proved to be an addictive experience, not unlike caffeine, nicotine, or opiates. When used properly, these tools are amazingly useful. When abused, they create havoc.

In another 15 (or 25) years, I don’t know if I’ll be working at the same company, or even in the same industry. I could never have predicted my current technological experiences with accuracy back in 1993, and I will not attempt to predict technology and its impact on our lives that far into the future. I’ve forgotten more about Apple and the Macintosh over the past 15 years than most people learn in their entire computing experience. I can only hope that I’ll be able to look back on this anniversary of computing technology and realize it’s only gotten better.

Silverlight Video: A Glimpse of Things to Come With Obama

Monday, January 19th, 2009

As has been discussed already through most of the internets by now, the Presidential Inaugural Committee has selected Microsoft’s Silverlight as the technology of choice for streaming video of the inauguration on the interwebs.  This has two big things to say about Obama.

  1. Obama is more than happy to use inferior, under-adopted technology when the costs associated with its use are being underwritten by a large company that probably had a lot of wealthy, liberal donors give money to him.  I’m sure that Adobe and Apple also have lots of wealthy, liberal donors that gave Obama money as well, but it looks like Microsoft greased the wheels a little better than the competition. Surely, better options for streaming video content to a wider variety of platforms was available, right?  (Oh, and Moonlight doesn’t count.)  
  2. See, with Silverlight, unless you’re running Windows XP or Vista, or OS X on an Intel Mac, you’re not going to watch his inauguration on the internet.  What about all of those poor children with Linux-powered netbooks?  They’ll have to use their televisions to watch. Thank goodness the DTV switch hasn’t happened yet, because I’m sure they don’t have the money to buy their converter box, with the government running out of coupons and all.
     
    What I’m getting at is that Obama really isn’t about inclusiveness or bringing people together, despite his hippie communist rhetoric.  He’s just another politician pandering to the sources of money that will keep flowing as long as he needs them to.  Poor people don’t give you money, but they give you votes.  Once you’ve got their votes, you don’t need them again for another 4 years.  Who gives a rats ass if they can’t watch your swearing in? You’ve got the cash cow to milk now, and in 3.5 years or so, he’ll start making promises about jobs, health care, and tax refunds (for those who don’t pay taxes) again.  Woo!

Sure, I’m a cynic about Obama.  But I’m not about to bend over an take bad behavior because the first black guy is taking office and it’s “historical” and should be embraced.  Bad policy is bad policy, and affirmative action in the White House is a bad fucking idea, no matter who the recipient of the preferential treatment is.

Chelsey Sullenberger Has Big Brass Ones

Friday, January 16th, 2009

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Going by my quick and dirty research, the US Airways pilot who had to land an AirBus A320 in the Hudson River has done what most “experts” (including El Douche Mejor, Ralph Nader) claimed was impossible or at least really improbable: to land on water with no loss of life.

Now, I’m the first person to criticize US Air for being one of the shittiest airlines I’ve ever flown on from an operations perspective.  But I’d want this dude flying whatever plane of theirs I was riding on FOR SURE.  Problem is, I don’t know how he’s able to fit his gigantic testicles into the cockpit (no pun intended) to pilot the craft.  That, in itself, is impressive.

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Now, if I was on that plane, I think I’d have at least dribbled a little down my leg before the waters of the Hudson washed it away.  But being the guy at the (wheel? rudder? stick?) and realizing that both of the engines just had a tasty meal of fresh Canada Goose must really really suck.  This guy deserves a raise.

I feel like a mindless messenger bag toting Obama voter for mentioning it, but credit goes to the Crappington Post for the photo of the pilot.

Seagate’s drive engineers inspired by IBM; want a world record for hard disk failure rate

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

So, I’ve seen a good number of shitty Seagate 7200.11 3.5″ SATA hard disks recently, and I’m especially nervous because my 2×500 RAID1′s backup is a 1TB Seagate 7200.11.

I just read on XLR8YourMac.com that a lot of folks are having their RAIDs decimated by these Seagate drives, and The Register also has some reporting on it.  I’m a bit nervous, so much so that I’m probably going to pick up a Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB in the next couple of weeks.  All of this crap reminds me of the good old IBM/Hitachi 75GXP DeathStar.  I don’t think that the Seagates are experiencing the same mode of failure, but a bunch of dead hard drives are still a bunch of dead hard drives.

Looks like I’m gonna be phasing out my remaining Seagate drives unless Western Digital pulls some epic fail out of their ass.

WebKit now using Sparkle for self-updates!

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

This is glorious!

(Note I had to make this post in Safari 3.2.1 because WebKit Build 39953 seems to have an issue with WordPress 2.7′s semi-WYSIWYG editor adding a link to selected text.  Beta FAIL.)

Why I Don’t Jailbreak or Unlock My iPhone

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

With the recent release of the software unlock for the iPhone 3G, and comments like the one on this Slashdot article basically saying that Apple is an evil corporation and they only approve apps for the store that will further their evil corporate desires (because 17 shitty “flashlight” apps will further their market share, right?) and as a result, users are “forced” to jailbreak their phones.

I want to state clearly that I do not want to stop people from jailbreaking and unlocking their phones.  You bought it, and you’ve got a right to do what you want to it.  However, don’t be pissed if someone at Apple tells you to pound sand because you’re dropping a lot of calls after installing baseband firmware written by a bunch of guys freezing their asses off in Ostrov Rudolfa. Think of it like this: you are a leet iPhone hacker kid, which means you own a Honda Civic (of course) and you put “Nos” in your Honda, not knowing that “Nos” is a brand of nitrous oxide injector systems made by Holley (of carburetor fame), not a genericized trademark for nitrous systems.  You’re driving down the 405 to Irvine (because that’s where all of the kids with modded Civics live) and you crack a piston trying to race a guy from Newport Beach in his Murcielago.  You aren’t going to take it back to the Honda dealer and ask them to fix your engine under warranty, right?

My iPhone works pretty damn well with the factory programs and the few iPhone apps I’ve downloaded from the store.  Unlike most JesusPhone owners, I don’t consider it a way of life nor do I consider it a political battleground.  I consider it a tool, and people will use their tools as they see fit.  I’ve got Chess with Friends, Shazam, TouchCalc, the iTunes Remote, the Weather Channel, WootWatch, and a couple others that I screw around with.  Other than that, my phone serves every purpose I want, and it’s only gotten better with the launch (and later, usability) of MobileMe, the over-the-air information syncing service from Apple.

Last year, I unlocked my phone and played around with the jailbreaking apps, and it was fun for a while, but like my experience with Linux on the desktop, I wanted to actually do something productive rather than just have a novelty toy.  Apple’s development of the iPhone software hasn’t been perfect, but it’s been good and it’s been better than anything I’ve experienced, long term, from a jailbroken device.  Recent jailbreaks require, rather than running a website that exploits security vulnerabilities to crack it (which is sketchy anyways) that you install custom software installation images.  I’m sure that the folks posting those images are not using that medium to spread malware, but what is stopping them?  I’ll trust factory images to run my phone thankyouverymuch.

My iPhone does pretty much everything I want it to do, with the narrow exception of what some of my smaller candybar Sony Ericsson phones do.  But all in all, it’s a nice device that I don’t feel I have to hack and customize to display my uniqueness as a human being.  I have the rest of the internet to do that with.

Geek TV: Couples Controversy

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

I wanted to start off the new year with something to rock the boat. So, I have decided to state conclusively and for the record that I believe Bones and Booth are a better couple than Mulder and Scully. That, and I think Emily Deschanel is hotter than Gillian Anderson. And GA didn’t have a younger sister, either. :)