Archive for the ‘Apple’ Category

Adobe firing 600 people, sucking harder than ever

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Adobe, one of my favorite and least favorite companies, is laying off 600 people and not exhibiting on the show floor of Macworld San Francisco 2009.  It’s amazing how a company that had amazing products like the blessed Photoshop 3.0.5 can become the company with the Creative Suite 4 Whizbang Ultimate Orgazmo Edition (for $2499.)  Someone point them to Wikipedia for an economics refresher.

I’d say the first sign of the shit hitting the fan at Adobe was when Apple owned their ass with Final Cut Pro back in the late 90s.  Kinda amusing, since Apple bought the basis for Final Cut from Macromedia, the creator of the Flash software that Adobe recently absorbed.  The second sign of doom was when Adobe decided it was better to ship crap for $1299 then roll bug fixes into the next release version of their dreck for only $399 to upgrade.

Quark used to be the butt of every customer support joke in the biz, but Adobe is determined to get to #1 in that area, too.  By God, if Adobe can squander their lead with InDesign and give the market back to Quark, while at the same time, crapping on enough loyal supporters to build enough hatred not to upgrade to CS4 from CS3, they might just go under.

I can only hope that Apple has another trick up their sleeve; something in image editing, something that would tie together with Aperture beautifully and make Photoshop look like the bloated 20-year-old crapware it is.  Cross your fingers folks. This could get interesting.

Windows Vista is as Slow as, um…

Monday, December 1st, 2008

I don’t know what else is as slow as Vista.  However, upon installing XP Pro, Vista Ultimate, and a few other selected OSes on my MacBook Pro via VMWare Fusion (great effing product, by the way), I realized what everyone had been complaining about so much.

Vista really is DRM masquerading as an operating system.  And a poor OS at that.  At least I can sleep at night knowing that m DVI port is free and open, unlike the poor sods with new MacBooks and MacBook Pros that have the Mini-DisplayPort who must deal with HDCP incompatibilities.  Boo fail.

The Mac mini Isn’t Dead Yet!

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

I don’t care what anyone says.  In the past 4 years of Mac mini history, the machine has been almost identical to its iBook- and MacBook-labeled cousins by internal specifications.  The Mac mini is a decent selling machine, and is probably a decent profit generator for Apple.

I don’t think Apple would be dumb enough to discontinue a successful product (well, we’ll ignore FireWire at this point) and leave a previously successful market segment empty.  I’ll bet that we’ll be seeing a Mac mini that is electronically identical to the new Aluminum MacBook within a few months.  Lower cost, fewer ICs than with Intel’s chipsets, and a considerable hardware speed boost are all awesome selling points to what is likely to be a bitchen new Mac mini.

Then again, Apple killed its superior peripheral interface (FireWire) on its consumer level computers at a time when the rest of the industry is starting to embrace the goodness that is IEEE 1394.  Who the fuck knows?

iPhone 2.1 FTW!

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Just thought I’d let you know.

Plus, iTunes 8.0 has per-podcast, individual download settings.  iTunes 8.0 almost FTW, if I didn’t have to hack the preferences plist to turn off genre in browsing mode.  Why the fuck did they make genre a “requirement”?

iPod Classic: Don’t Kill It Just Yet!!!

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

The 120GB iPod Classic is an insult to everyone who wants tons of media in their pocket.  They got rid of “the thick one” and have a single “slim” iPod classic.  Problem is, Toshiba has a 240GB hard drive that would work perfectly in the same space as the 160GB iPod Classic of last year.

Sign my useless petition to show Apple people want a huge-capacity media player with style, but not necessarily with a touch screen and other whiz-bang features:

http://www.petitiononline.com/ipod240g/