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		<title>Steve Jobs, You&#8217;ve Been Great</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember reading the headlines about Steve&#8217;s mighty return to Apple when I was in high school.  I remember when Giblet Amelio was kicked out by the board of directors and Steve became the iCEO.  I remember many product launches, new initiatives, and standing ovations. I remember watching, in person, at Macworld 2007 the launch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember reading the headlines about Steve&#8217;s mighty return to Apple when I was in high school.  I remember when Giblet Amelio was kicked out by the board of directors and Steve became the iCEO.  I remember many product launches, new initiatives, and standing ovations.</p>
<p>I remember watching, in person, at Macworld 2007 the launch of the iPhone.</p>
<p>I love what I&#8217;ve been able to gather about his personality, his willingness to kick bad ideas to the curb, and his strong will.  I love his hard work and dedication, as evidenced by his persistence and drive for excellence throughout several illnesses over the years.  I have as much respect for the man as much as someone who has never met him can have.</p>
<p>I know there will be rampant speculation on the reasons for his resignation, and it isn&#8217;t unreasonable to believe it is related to his health.  Like anyone suffering from a chronic illness, it&#8217;s best to be supportive, to offer encouragement and respect, and most of all: to let them have their privacy.</p>
<p>Steve Jobs, I salute you.</p>
<p><strong>Update 1: </strong><em>Giblet Amelio</em> is a reference to an old Mac Addict article where Word&#8217;s spell checker wanted to replace <em>Gilbert</em> with <em>Giblet</em>.</p>
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		<title>Chelsey Sullenberger Has Big Brass Ones</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going by my quick and dirty research, the US Airways pilot who had to land an AirBus A320 in the Hudson River has done what most &#8220;experts&#8221; (including El Douche Mejor, Ralph Nader) claimed was impossible or at least really improbable: to land on water with no loss of life. Now, I&#8217;m the first person to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center; "><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-117" title="sullenberger" src="http://drunkentech.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sullenberger.jpg" alt="sullenberger" width="260" height="190" /></p>
<p>Going by my quick and dirty research, the <a title="Wikipedia - Chelsey Sullenberger" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_Sullenberger" target="_blank">US Airways pilot</a> who had to land an <a title="Wikipedia - A320" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A320#A320" target="_blank">AirBus A320</a> in the Hudson River <a title="Wikipedia - US Air Flight 1549" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549" target="_blank">has done</a> what most &#8220;experts&#8221; (including El Douche Mejor, Ralph Nader) claimed was impossible or at least really improbable: to <a title="Wikipedia - Ditching" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditching" target="_blank">land on water</a> with no loss of life.</p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m the first person to criticize US Air for being one of the shittiest airlines I&#8217;ve ever flown on from an operations perspective.  But I&#8217;d want this dude flying whatever plane of theirs I was riding on FOR SURE.  Problem is, I don&#8217;t know how he&#8217;s able to fit his gigantic testicles into the cockpit (no pun intended) to pilot the craft.  That, in itself, is impressive.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-118" title="bigbrassballs" src="http://drunkentech.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bigbrassballs.jpg" alt="bigbrassballs" width="300" height="327" /></p>
<p>Now, if I was on that plane, I think I&#8217;d have at least dribbled a little down my leg before the waters of the Hudson washed it away.  But being the guy at the (wheel? rudder? stick?) and realizing that <a title="Wikipedia - CFM56 Engine" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CFM_International_CFM56" target="_blank">both of the engines</a> just had a tasty meal of fresh <a title="Wikipedia - Canada Goose" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Goose" target="_blank">Canada Goose</a> must really really suck.  This guy deserves a raise.</p>
<p>I feel like a <a title="Onion News Network - Obama Supporters" href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive" target="_blank">mindless messenger bag toting Obama voter</a> for mentioning it, but credit goes to the <a title="Crappington Post - Hero Pilot" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/15/chelsey-sullenberger-us-a_n_158331.html" target="_blank">Crappington Post</a> for the photo of the pilot.</p>
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