So, my grandma’s iBook G4 has taken another crap. This time, the hard disk I installed a couple years back has taken a nosedive. In 2006, I figured Seagate was a decent bet, since they have a 5 year warranty on their products, and I’ve had moderate luck with them overall in the past. BAD IDEA.
So, forward to this week. I get her new printer set up, life is good, even though I had to install HP’s shitty drivers on her computer. Hard disk poops. Well, the drive is still squeezing, but it’s straining hard, and it’s gonna pop a roid if it doesn’t get dealt with soon. Earlier in the week, I try to set up an RMA on Seagate’s website, but the RMA function is dead. Whatever, just maintenance. Just a minute ago, I go to set up an advance replacement, and what do I see?
Seagate, the #1 hard disk manufacturer charges $20 do do the same thing I’m doing now, but in a different order than how I’m doing it now. See, if I send them my dead piece of shit, they’ll send me a working one for free within 3-7 days. But if I want to get a piece of shit first, but then send them the dead one afterwards (oh, I don’t know, to save labor and downtime on only having to strip the iBook once) they charge $20. Given, they do include a return shipping label for that $20 fee, which is worth about $4 or $5 with the USPS. Regardless of the order that this RMA is processed, they get a dead drive back, they have to send me a replacement and include packing materials. So, I revise my previous statement. They charge me $20 for a shipping label that costs them $4 or $5, but probably less because they likely get preferred rates from their shipping company du jour (which probably isn’t DHL since they went out of business despite hiring the bottom-of-the-barrel ex-con delivery people at likely criminal wages. Another rant for another day, though.)
Yet another reason to buy Western Digital drives. They do not charge for advance-replacement; they put a hold on the card, but only charge if you keep the broken turd you supposedly don’t need anymore. Western Digital has class-leading performance with the Caviar Black, class-creating ingenuity with the Caviar Green, and capacity-leading portable drives with the Scorpio Blue. There’s nothing not to like about WDC, except that some drives have a 3 year warranty and others have a 5 year warranty.
For the record: Samsung has a 500GB with 3 platters, compared with 2 on WDC’s, which means the Koreans might be good at cramming lots of glass and metal into itty bitty living space, but the Indian guys over at WDC got better areal density, and hence faster drives with fewer moving parts to break. I’ve never had a Western Digital drive fail on me, personally, but I’ve also never had a Samsung drive fail either. I’ve got a 3.5″ 120GB 5400RPM Samsung ATA drive that’s over 6 years old and still kicking, and I had a 2.5″ 120GB Samsung 5400 RPM ATA drive for my PowerBook G4 that worked like a charm, too, until I sold it. Samsung’s RMA policy was unclear for a long time, until recently, which is why I shied away from their drives. I have nothing against Samsung at the current time.
Back to the point: Seagate (having bought Maxtor, the shittiest drive maker EVER, and Maxtor having inherited the title from Quantum whom they purchased back in the day) is not impressing me with their RMA service at all. I guess it doesn’t matter anymore about their RMA service since they fixed that nasty problem with all their 1.5TB drives. Now if only I had a computer that worked with their firmware updater…



