Archive for the ‘Jackassery’ Category

One more reason I don’t buy Seagate hard drives…

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

So, my grandma’s iBook G4 has taken another crap.  This time, the hard disk I installed a couple years back has taken a nosedive.  In 2006, I figured Seagate was a decent bet, since they have a 5 year warranty on their products, and I’ve had moderate luck with them overall in the past.  BAD IDEA.

So, forward to this week.  I get her new printer set up, life is good, even though I had to install HP’s shitty drivers on her computer.  Hard disk poops.  Well, the drive is still squeezing, but it’s straining hard, and it’s gonna pop a roid if it doesn’t get dealt with soon.  Earlier in the week, I try to set up an RMA on Seagate’s website, but the RMA function is dead.  Whatever, just maintenance.  Just a minute ago, I go to set up an advance replacement, and what do I see?

Seagate, the #1 hard disk manufacturer charges $20 do do the same thing I’m doing now, but in a different order than how I’m doing it now.  See, if I send them my dead piece of shit, they’ll send me a working one for free within 3-7 days.  But if I want to get a piece of shit first, but then send them the dead one afterwards (oh, I don’t know, to save labor and downtime on only having to strip the iBook once) they charge $20.  Given, they do include a return shipping label for that $20 fee, which is worth about $4 or $5 with the USPS.  Regardless of the order that this RMA is processed, they get a dead drive back, they have to send me a replacement and include packing materials.  So, I revise my previous statement.  They charge me $20 for a shipping label that costs them $4 or $5, but probably less because they likely get preferred rates from their shipping company du jour (which probably isn’t DHL since they went out of business despite hiring the bottom-of-the-barrel ex-con delivery people at likely criminal wages.  Another rant for another day, though.)

Yet another reason to buy Western Digital drives.  They do not charge for advance-replacement; they put a hold on the card, but only charge if you keep the broken turd you supposedly don’t need anymore.  Western Digital has class-leading performance with the Caviar Black, class-creating ingenuity with the Caviar Green, and capacity-leading portable drives with the Scorpio Blue.  There’s nothing not to like about WDC, except that some drives have a 3 year warranty and others have a 5 year warranty.

For the record: Samsung has a 500GB with 3 platters, compared with 2 on WDC’s, which means the Koreans might be good at cramming lots of glass and metal into itty bitty living space, but the Indian guys over at WDC got better areal density, and hence faster drives with fewer moving parts to break.  I’ve never had a Western Digital drive fail on me, personally, but I’ve also never had a Samsung drive fail either.  I’ve got a 3.5″ 120GB 5400RPM Samsung ATA drive that’s over 6 years old and still kicking, and I had a 2.5″ 120GB Samsung 5400 RPM ATA drive for my PowerBook G4 that worked like a charm, too, until I sold it.  Samsung’s RMA policy was unclear for a long time, until recently, which is why I shied away from their drives.  I have nothing against Samsung at the current time.

Back to the point: Seagate (having bought Maxtor, the shittiest drive maker EVER, and Maxtor having inherited the title from Quantum whom they purchased back in the day) is not impressing me with their RMA service at all.  I guess it doesn’t matter anymore about their RMA service since they fixed that nasty problem with all their 1.5TB drives. Now if only I had a computer that worked with their firmware updater

Adobe firing 600 people, sucking harder than ever

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Adobe, one of my favorite and least favorite companies, is laying off 600 people and not exhibiting on the show floor of Macworld San Francisco 2009.  It’s amazing how a company that had amazing products like the blessed Photoshop 3.0.5 can become the company with the Creative Suite 4 Whizbang Ultimate Orgazmo Edition (for $2499.)  Someone point them to Wikipedia for an economics refresher.

I’d say the first sign of the shit hitting the fan at Adobe was when Apple owned their ass with Final Cut Pro back in the late 90s.  Kinda amusing, since Apple bought the basis for Final Cut from Macromedia, the creator of the Flash software that Adobe recently absorbed.  The second sign of doom was when Adobe decided it was better to ship crap for $1299 then roll bug fixes into the next release version of their dreck for only $399 to upgrade.

Quark used to be the butt of every customer support joke in the biz, but Adobe is determined to get to #1 in that area, too.  By God, if Adobe can squander their lead with InDesign and give the market back to Quark, while at the same time, crapping on enough loyal supporters to build enough hatred not to upgrade to CS4 from CS3, they might just go under.

I can only hope that Apple has another trick up their sleeve; something in image editing, something that would tie together with Aperture beautifully and make Photoshop look like the bloated 20-year-old crapware it is.  Cross your fingers folks. This could get interesting.

Windows Vista is as Slow as, um…

Monday, December 1st, 2008

I don’t know what else is as slow as Vista.  However, upon installing XP Pro, Vista Ultimate, and a few other selected OSes on my MacBook Pro via VMWare Fusion (great effing product, by the way), I realized what everyone had been complaining about so much.

Vista really is DRM masquerading as an operating system.  And a poor OS at that.  At least I can sleep at night knowing that m DVI port is free and open, unlike the poor sods with new MacBooks and MacBook Pros that have the Mini-DisplayPort who must deal with HDCP incompatibilities.  Boo fail.

Time Warner and RoadRunner Suck Balls

Friday, November 21st, 2008

EPIC FAIL:

To: drunkentech@gmail.com
From: Mail Administrator <Postmaster@rrsecurity-abuse.com>
Reply-To: <Postmaster@rrsecurity-abuse.com>
Subject: Mail System Error – Returned Mail
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:33:28 -0500

This Message was undeliverable due to the following reason:

The user(s) account is temporarily over quota.

<abuse-desk@rrsecurity-abuse.com>

Please reply to <Postmaster@rrsecurity-abuse.com> if you feel this message to be in error.

–===========================_ _= 8772888(331)1227299608

Content-Type: message/delivery-status

Reporting-MTA: dns; rrcs-fep-03.hrndva.rr.com

Arrival-Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:33:28 -0500

Received-From-MTA: dns; rrcs-mgw-02b.hrndva.rr.com (172.28.193.155)

Final-Recipient: RFC822; <abuse-desk@rrsecurity-abuse.com>

Action: failed

Status: 4.2.2

From: Ian <drunkentech@drunkentech.com>
To: abuse-desk@rrsecurity-abuse.com
Subject: Contact Us
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:33:22 -0800

I’ve had an intrusion attempt from a customer on your network.

Nov 21 12:26:15 fatmac com.apple.SecurityServer[26]: getpwnam() failed for user laura, creating invalid credential
Nov 21 12:26:15: — last message repeated 1 time —
Nov 21 12:26:15 fatmac com.apple.SecurityServer[26]: Failed to authorize right system.login.tty by client /usr/sbin/sshd for authorization created by /usr/sbin/sshd.
Nov 21 12:26:15 fatmac sshd[131]: error: PAM: Authentication failure for illegal user laura from rrcs-97-76-164-202.se.biz.rr.com
Nov 21 12:26:15 fatmac sshd[131]: Failed keyboard-interactive/pam for invalid user laura from 97.76.164.202 port 43476 ssh2

Thanks for addressing this problem with your affected customer.
——————————————
Ian, The DrunkenTech
drunkentech@drunkentech.com

WedSafe Sucks and Charges You For Undelivered Insurance Services

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

WedSafe sucks the big one (along with their parent company Aon Insurance).  Why is that?  They charge you for insurance policies they don’t deliver.  Get this shit:

I got married on Sunday the 3rd.  I realized that I did not have the event liability insurance that was required by my venue the week before the wedding.  I called WedSafe on Thursday afternoon, July 31 at 1:45PM, to verify that I could purchase a policy that day for my wedding on August 3rd.  The agent on the phone said yes, I could do that.  Cool, so I bought the policy on the website and got a confirmation web page saying the documents would be provided within 24 hours.  I made the purchase around 2:10PM or so, going by the creation date of the PDF for the confirmation web page.  I didn’t get my documents immediately, so I called them again at 2:27PM, but got a message saying that they were closed (3 minutes early, since it said they were open 9AM to 5:30PM Eastern time.)  Think I’m lying?  Just ask AT&T:

Roll around to Friday evening, I realize that I’ve not received an email with my insurance.  I’m freaking out because I cannot get married without the liability policy.  According to the reply I got via email on Monday, August 4, I submitted the “Contact me” form on WedSafe’s website at 1:04AM saying simply “I ordered a liability policy on Thursday for my Sunday wedding but have not heard back with the policy.  Would like to confirm I have coverage ASAP.  Thanks!”

I went to sleep hoping I would have my insurance in the morning.  No such luck.  No response from WedSafe, nothing in my email.  I tried calling them again, since they are open 9AM-5:30PM according to the message I got on Thursday afternoon (before they were supposed to close).  At 8:35AM Pacific (11:35AM Eastern), I got the message saying to call back during their normal business hours, which one can only assume excludes Saturdays.  Let’s double check with AT&T:

Yup, they were closed.  Obviously, the conversation would have lasted more than the (minimum) 1 minute if I was talking with someone.  So, I found another broker online.  By the way, Zain Jeewanjee Insurance is AMAZING.  I called and spoke with Zain on a Saturday morning and he was able to get my policy done before noon with double the coverage of WedSafe for less money than WedSafe.  Anyways, I heard nothing from WedSafe at all the rest of the day and was never able to call them.  At 12:29AM on my wedding day, I emailed WedSafe asking for a refund of the charge they made to my card without delivering the insurance policy documents.

I got married.  Yay!  Life is awesome, and thankfully, I didn’t have to use the insurance policy I bought AND RECEIVED from Zain.

Monday morning at 7:33AM, I get an email from WedSafe saying that a policy was issued and that the documents will be “re-sent” to my email.  I get the policy documents within a minute or so.  A lot of good that does me, since I already got married and spent money on another policy.  About 4 hours later, I get another response from WedSafe.  This is where it is blatantly obvious that they are crooks:

The agent says that the documents were emailed, but they received a “delivery failure message.”  First: what email server is not configured to attempt at least one more delivery of a message before completely failing out?  A ghetto email server.  Second: why would WedSafe charge my credit card $195 if they knew I didn’t receive my insurance documentation as early as Thursday afternoon?  Sticking with that theme, if WedSafe knew that I didn’t have my insurance documentation on Thursday, why didn’t THEY try to contact ME on Friday when they saw there was a problem?  So, they are either lying out their asses, or they are shady business people.  Which one is it?

Moral of the story: don’t buy from WedSafe unless you are able to call them between 9AM and 5:30PM Eastern time on weekdays if things don’t work out.

Have a story about WedSafe?  Post it in a comment!

UPDATE 1 (9:47AM): I replied to the email declining my refund with the following:

I’ve documented my event timeline with WedSafe on my blog at www.DrunkenTech.com and submitted the story to the nice folks over at Consumerist.com to see what people think and to see what other experiences anyone may have with WedSafe.  I’ve also contested the charge on my credit card with Bank of America.

I would certainly appreciate your allowing the charge to be reversed on my credit card because I am completely confident that I would prevail with a small claims suit for rescission should it get to that point.  Going to court would be unnecessarily expensive for WedSafe/Aon and really annoying for me to deal with.  I’m also glad to know that, at least in the state of California, relief based on rescission may include restitution and consequential damages.

Make no mistake, I will go to court if WedSafe feels it necessary for me to proceed down that path.  I just don’t want to have to deal with it, and my guess is that WedSafe doesn’t want to either.

We’ll see what happens.

UPDATE 2 (12:18PM): I’m already #1 in the Google search for “wedsafe sucks“.  Click the link to verify.  :)

UPDATE 3 (10:53PM): I got an email back from WedSafe at 1:18PM today, but I was at Disneyland most of the afternoon:

I am sorry that your experience with Wedsafe was unfavorable. We service many clients and meet their insurance needs successfully.  We are sorry that your needs were not met. In light of your situation, we will cancel your policy and refund the premium paid to your credit card. In your email, you indicated that you were going to dispute the charges through your credit card company.  Have you contacted them yet to begin the process? Again, we are sorry for any inconvenience you experienced.

To which I responded:

I did already dispute the charge with Bank of America, however, I would be more than happy to call them to see if it can be re-instated should it be better for you to simply refund the amount back to the card.  Just let me know what is easiest.

I might be a jackass, but I’m not an unreasonable jackass, nor am I interested in screwing with people who don’t deserve to be screwed with.  I submitted the story to Consumerist, but they haven’t even run with it yet (as of this evening.)  While the initial experience was less than awesome, after a little bit of saber rattling, I was able to get WedSafe to do the right thing.  Still, in terms of responsiveness, I’ll throw my current endorsement behind Zain Jeewanjee for pretty much any insurance you could want.

UPDATE 4 (2009-05-20 @ 12:15AM): I got a spam message from WedSafe trying to get me to promote how great WedSafe is to my friends and family who may need wedding insurance. I’m sure you all would like to see my response to the fuckers at WedSafe.

A Unix Ware Violation!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

SCO needs to get its rear in gear on these guys. I smell big settlement time.

iPhone 3G Proves the Economy is Going Strong!

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

The iPhone 3G launch and all of its surrounding hype with 3+ hour lines shows that despite what analysts and economists say about the state of our economy, we don’t need people to work or save their money to pay their gasoline bills or mortgages.  Everything is just fine.

iPhone 3G – A Small Flickr Set

Why I Hate Most Apple Users

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Maybe that statement is a little extreme, but here’s the gist of it.

The PowerBook G4 Titanium (the one that takes the original AirPort card) was announced in January 2001 and discontinued in September 2003 when the Aluminium PowerBook 15″ was released.  The AirPort card for said Titanium G4 was discontinued in mid-2004 and is located under the bottom shield.  This guy, after finding out his “normal tools” won’t work to open his Titanium G4 (note to douche: a Torx wrench is not a non-standard tool) goes to an Apple retail store assuming “we can take care of it” means “we will work on your 4-7 year old computer for free.”  Maybe I’m wrong, but most places won’t work on 4-7 year old equipment for free.

Upon arriving at the Genius Bar, said douche is frustrated to find out he has to pay $30 to get it installed.  Again, maybe I’m wrong, but most computer places won’t even install equipment you buy online and take to them to install.  They can’t guarantee its function, let alone the function of a product that was discontinued 4 years ago.  Last I checked, many of the PowerBook G4 Titanium models are legally vintage which means Apple doesn’t even provide parts for those models outside of the state of California!  What if technician broke a pin or something?  He’d be up Shit’s Creek with rapids right down the way if that happened.

So douche didn’t pay the $30 out of general principle, but felt the need to order his Torx T8 from Taiwan, which probably cost about as much as that install fee did anyways.  Never mind the fact that every Home Depot I have been to probably carries Torx wrenches, and never mind the fact that I have a set of Craftsman tools that (I believe) has a T8 in it.  No, that would have made the comic not so fun.

(BTW, the 99¢ Only Stores here in Southern California have Torx driver bits most of the time.)

Way to bitch out Apple for not supporting your old hardware for free, asshole.

Link to douchebag’s comic here.