Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Steve Jobs, You’ve Been Great

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

I remember reading the headlines about Steve’s mighty return to Apple when I was in high school.  I remember when Giblet Amelio was kicked out by the board of directors and Steve became the iCEO.  I remember many product launches, new initiatives, and standing ovations.

I remember watching, in person, at Macworld 2007 the launch of the iPhone.

I love what I’ve been able to gather about his personality, his willingness to kick bad ideas to the curb, and his strong will.  I love his hard work and dedication, as evidenced by his persistence and drive for excellence throughout several illnesses over the years.  I have as much respect for the man as much as someone who has never met him can have.

I know there will be rampant speculation on the reasons for his resignation, and it isn’t unreasonable to believe it is related to his health.  Like anyone suffering from a chronic illness, it’s best to be supportive, to offer encouragement and respect, and most of all: to let them have their privacy.

Steve Jobs, I salute you.

Update 1: Giblet Amelio is a reference to an old Mac Addict article where Word’s spell checker wanted to replace Gilbert with Giblet.

How To Set Up Your Own Child Prostitution Ring: A Primer

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Too bad it’s an evil conservative white man who trapped poor unsuspecting liberal not-white people full of hope and change into giving him information on how to avoid taxes and trouble when importing underage girls from Central American countries for sex.

If not for us living in a post-racial country with the immaculate appointment of our Lord and Savior Barack Obama, this would have been a relevant and shocking video that every major news organization would be  running front and center as their lead.  Remember: if it was a conservative organization giving white people advice on importing boys for sex with men, there would be charges filed IMMEDIATELY for this heinous revelation.

ACORN provides the relevant info on sex trafficking on video here.

Yay for hope and change.  Too bad we can’t call people out on their bullshit without getting called racists.

Silverlight Video: A Glimpse of Things to Come With Obama

Monday, January 19th, 2009

As has been discussed already through most of the internets by now, the Presidential Inaugural Committee has selected Microsoft’s Silverlight as the technology of choice for streaming video of the inauguration on the interwebs.  This has two big things to say about Obama.

  1. Obama is more than happy to use inferior, under-adopted technology when the costs associated with its use are being underwritten by a large company that probably had a lot of wealthy, liberal donors give money to him.  I’m sure that Adobe and Apple also have lots of wealthy, liberal donors that gave Obama money as well, but it looks like Microsoft greased the wheels a little better than the competition. Surely, better options for streaming video content to a wider variety of platforms was available, right?  (Oh, and Moonlight doesn’t count.)  
  2. See, with Silverlight, unless you’re running Windows XP or Vista, or OS X on an Intel Mac, you’re not going to watch his inauguration on the internet.  What about all of those poor children with Linux-powered netbooks?  They’ll have to use their televisions to watch. Thank goodness the DTV switch hasn’t happened yet, because I’m sure they don’t have the money to buy their converter box, with the government running out of coupons and all.
     
    What I’m getting at is that Obama really isn’t about inclusiveness or bringing people together, despite his hippie communist rhetoric.  He’s just another politician pandering to the sources of money that will keep flowing as long as he needs them to.  Poor people don’t give you money, but they give you votes.  Once you’ve got their votes, you don’t need them again for another 4 years.  Who gives a rats ass if they can’t watch your swearing in? You’ve got the cash cow to milk now, and in 3.5 years or so, he’ll start making promises about jobs, health care, and tax refunds (for those who don’t pay taxes) again.  Woo!

Sure, I’m a cynic about Obama.  But I’m not about to bend over an take bad behavior because the first black guy is taking office and it’s “historical” and should be embraced.  Bad policy is bad policy, and affirmative action in the White House is a bad fucking idea, no matter who the recipient of the preferential treatment is.

Damnit, people…

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

I didn’t mean vote for Obama.

 

Sheesh.

Vote, you assholes!

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Vote, people.  As some of you know, I’m pretty conservative.  Barack Obama is a goddamned communist, as is evidenced by a lot of the “unguided” words he has spoken recently.  Because I’m a REAL conservative, I’m not voting for McCain, either.  Here’s my selections for President and Vice President:

Yes, I wrote in my candidates, and yes, I voted for a Catholic 1st-generation Indian-American and a guy named Terbolizard.  Both are much better candidates than anyone printed on the ballot, and both are much better Republicans than those on the ballot.  I may not have voted for the winners, but I voted for the best.

iPhone 3G Proves the Economy is Going Strong!

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

The iPhone 3G launch and all of its surrounding hype with 3+ hour lines shows that despite what analysts and economists say about the state of our economy, we don’t need people to work or save their money to pay their gasoline bills or mortgages.  Everything is just fine.

iPhone 3G – A Small Flickr Set

The New “Andromeda Strain” Adaptation

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

Michael Crichton has a good head on his shoulders with regards to environmentalism being a new religion.  The Sci-Fi Channel adaptation of “The Andromeda Strain” is completely hippie-environmentalist crap.  I’m embarassed to say that I’ve watched it.

However, being the DrunkenTech, I’ve consumed 5 glasses of wine during the course of this showing on A&E.

I’m embarassed to say, though, that it was 5 glasses of chardonnay.  Liberal white wine FTL.

Politics for breakfast

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

So, Republicans keep losing House seats in special elections, as detailed by this article at RealClearPolitics.

Is it any wonder that with the national leadership pushing a Jim Jeffords Republican (read: Democrat) in John McCain for the presidential nomination that people are disillusioned with the party?  I voted for Bush twice, including in 2000 when I was just a few months into my voting career.  I will not vote for McCain.  I would just assume write in Ted Terbolizard for President and Karl Marx for Vice President.

In all likelihood, though, I will either abstain from voting for president or write in someone like Condoleezza Rice.  McCain is no different from Paddling Ted Kennedy, politically, so what’s the point?