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My Home Server – For Now

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

I’m really wondering how much longer my current home server will last.  I’ve had it since June 2004, since the day after they announced that the G4 towers were being discontinued.  As I’ve mentioned previously, the reason I bought this machine was because it was Apple’s only computer that could handle dual optical drives and 4 hard disks without goofy hardware modifications.  I’ve upgraded the machine several times since I got it, and here’s where the hardware currently stands:

  • Dual 1.25 GHz PowerPC G4
  • 2GB DDR2 PC2700 RAM
  • ATI Radeon 9000 AGP video card
  • (2) Sony NEC Optiarc AD-7170A DVD drives (one dead, will be pulled soon)
  • (1) 320GB Western Digital boot drive
  • (2) 500GB Western Digital RAID1 backup set
  • (1) 500GB Western Digital scratch/media drive
  • Generic USB 2.0 PCI card
  • Generic 1394b PCI card

Without adding a SATA PCI card to the mix, the machine is pretty much maxed out.  Recently, about once a week, the unit has been locking up where it doesn’t ACTUALLY kernel panic, but after a reboot, the machine logs kernel panics going to the ATA controller.  I’m hoping the boot drive just needs a repartition and a clean OS, but if anyone has a spare 4-port Seritek PCI card they don’t need anymore, I’ll be glad to take it off your hands.

Assuming this thing works properly, it will be back up and ready to go as a VPN server, file server, and occasional torrent machine again.  If anyone has any tips about getting the most out of these old things, please don’t hesitate to post a comment or shoot an email.

Drugs and Literature: An App Store Primer

Monday, July 20th, 2009

I am a proponent of the legalization of marijuana. I differ from many fellow conservative Republicans who believe that the devil’s weed is just that: far worse than alcohol and it’s a slippery slope.  Now, I don’t believe that kids should be able to walk into a dispensary and get an eighth because he’s got a “headache” but I also don’t think that a kid should walk into a liquor store and get a 40oz. malt liquor, either.

Let’s review a recent addition to the app store: Cannabis.  The app allows you to find the nearest dispensary in locations where marijuana has been decriminalized.  Currently, Apple has rated this program 12+ for “infrequent/mild” drug use or references.  Personally, I think that telling a 13 year old where to find marijuana, even if he/she cannot purchase it, is probably not a fantastic idea.  Here’s the screenshot if you’re still not sure:

cannabis

Let’s compare this rating to another app on the App Store: Eucalyptus.  This app, because you are able to access “obscene” texts from Project Gutenberg, has a rating of 17+.  Essentially, even if you’re a minor and reading a PHYSICAL book that Apple considers to be a 17+ bit of content, you have to get parental permission first before running this app on your iPod or iPhone. Even if the kid already has the printed version in his or her hands.  Here’s the screenshot:

eucalyptus

Just thought I’d throw some more fuel on the fire that is raging about how apps are rated by Apple and why developers are pulling their goddamn hair out trying to find any sort of logic or consistency.  I don’t envy them at all.  Not one bit.

AT&T’s iPhone Exclusivity: It Doesn’t Suck

Monday, July 20th, 2009

OK, so you are probably thinking that I’m a complete douche for the title of this article, but I’d like to argue my point in a slightly coherent manner for a minute or two.

FIRST: AT&T has the biggest GSM network in the country.  I’ve seen T-Mobile carts selling unlocked iPhones or offer to unlock your iPhone for you for free with purchase of service. Despite their desire to attract folks to their service, T-Mobile still sucks compared with AT&T in my experience.  I’m sure this varies by geography, but the vast majority of folks I’ve spoken with have shared similar experiences, and even my own T-Mobile prepaid SIM gets worse coverage in my W810i than AT&T did before I switched to the iPhone.

SECOND: I consider it pretty unlikely that Apple would build a CDMA version of the iPhone for use within the United States on either Verizon or Sprint and VERY limited use outside of the United States. Building a GSM phone is much smarter, economically speaking, because it works in almost every country with a mobile phone provider.  I’m not going to give you percentages of GSM vs. CDMA, but outside of the US, CDMA is almost worthless.  Plus, it looks like both Verizon and AT&T are going to be moving their networks to 4G LTE technology.

THIRD: The rumor mill is stating that Apple is building a custom version of the iPhone for China that lacks a wifi chipset under pressure from the Chinese government.  I’m not confident that Apple would go so far as to make a nationally-tailored version of the iPhone without wifi.  However, the market in China is much larger in terms of raw population, and may in fact be larger than many major wireless markets currently served by the single physical iPhone build currently being sold.  Regardless of that, wouldn’t it be easier to build, test, and qualify a device with one component removed (that little Broadcom wifi chipset) than with a completely different radio with new and varied characteristics?  This version neutered for Chinese consumption seems much more plausible than the CDMA device, but I still think it’s probably BS. But what do I know.

The main thing I have with all of these dumbfuck technology pundits is that nobody seems to realize that Apple has carefully chosen its preferred wireless carriers based on their common network characteristics: GSM.  Even in Japan, they chose to work with SoftBank instead of NTT DoCoMo because DoCoMo doesn’t operate a GSM standard network.  For Apple to switch carriers to anyone other than T-Mobile (in the US market) would create a fuckload of implementation problems that are completely isolated to the US market. And, I’m sure Apple has studied this, T-Mobile’s network kinda blows.  AT&T is no fucking gem of an operator, but the realistic alternatives are no better.

Upgrade my RAID (I’m looking for free shit)

Friday, July 17th, 2009

So, there comes a time in every man’s life when he realizes that the hard disks he has are no longer sufficient to store what he needs them to store.  I just sold a bunch of AAPL stock to pay down my credit cards and hopefully get some new gear for my good old G4 tower.  Here’s what I’m looking at getting:

(4) Western Digital WD1001FALS Caviar Black 1TB SATA drives from Amazon
(1) Rosewill RC-217 Silicon Image 3124-based PCI SATA RAID card from NewEgg
(2) NB-X-Swing 2 x 3.5″ into 1 x 5.25″ optical drive bay brackets from Performance PCs

I know that it’s a lot of hardware to install in a Power Mac G4, but if it’s primarily a storage machine, why get a Drobo when I can get a whole lot more out of this monster of a tower?  If anyone has review units they would like to send out, I’ll whore for you with full disclosure.  I don’t need Obama’s FTC getting all up on me.  :)

My Day Is Ruined, For No Good Reason

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

So, I recently found out that the vast majority of Apple’s wireless gear, including the AirPort Extreme, AirPort Express, and Time Capsule hardware is built by Ambit.  Anyone who has known me for a while knows that I HATE Ambit cable modems with the fire of a thousand suns.  They are quite crappy, in my personal experience, and knowing that my beloved Apple AirPort Extremes are OEMed by Ambit was like taking a shit in my Cheerios.

However, this does not change the fact that, AirPort Extreme hardware is amazingly solid and extremely reliable.  I have had FEW problems ever with my AirPort gear, and it just goes to show that the design of the product means more than almost anything else, and even with a crappy OEM, you can have a great marketable device.

I also found out, as a total aside, that the Foxconn plant in Fullerton, CA assembled my Power Mac G4 and still assembles Mac Pro and Xserve hardware for Apple to this day.  Any of your “Pro” Apple hardware that is labeled as “Assembled in USA” is probably built by Foxconn in Fullerton or Dallas, TX.  There’s also a Quanta plant in Fremont, CA that does some assembly of stuff like (going by the serial numbers of shipping product) the iMac and MacBook, but my guess is that it does less than the plants in China.  If anyone is actually interested in this shit, I’ll post more in the future.

Notes From The “My MacBook is too fragile” Bullshit Pile

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

So, another dumbass, this one named Jeannine, decided to post on MyBiggestComplaint.com about how their MacBook was only dropped a few times:

My macbook screen cracked, too. It has been dropped a couple of times, but nothing major. I also have a PC laptop that has been through much more and it has no damage. I have read many, many complaints about the MacBook screens being very delicate. As much as I love my MacBook, I am really disappointed witht the quality of the shell and screen. To fix this, I have found it will be approximately $800 or more. If these MacBooks are going to have these problems, they really should be able to fix these for much less. I am having to decide between fixing it and paying that ridiculous amount, trying to fix it myself with on line tutorials and a screen purchased from e-bay or just buying a new Mac. If so many people are having these problems, why aren’t they being addressed by Mac?

Aside from the simple fact that Mac makes MAKEUP and Apple makes COMPUTERS you dumb bitch, I decided to reply on the page with this amazingly relevant piece:

After dropping my baby daughter a couple of times, nothing major, she has a bunch of medical problems and learning disabilities. I also have a son who was dropped WAY more often and he has no problems at all. As much as I love my daughter, I’m really disappointed with the quality of the female gender’s infant state. To fix this, I’ve found it will be thousands of dollars per month for medical care and supervision. If these babies are going to have these problems, they really should be able to be disposed of more easily. I am having to decide between putting up with her issues, spending that ridiculous amount of money on medical care, trying to fix her myself with tutorials from WebMD and Wikipedia, and putting her in a trash can and trying for another boy. If so many people are having these problems, why aren’t they being addressed by God?

Seriously people.  The way you treat your computers, when viewed in the context of the way you treat your infant children, is completely unacceptable.  Treat your computer as you would a newborn child and you will rarely have a problem with it.  Shit is unavoidable sometimes.  You could have a colicky baby and you could have a MacBook with a weird, intermittent fan problem.  But when you drop your child and he ends up sounding like Barney Frank later in life, don’t blame it on someone else!

When you drop your damn computer, shit is going to go wrong with it!  Back up your data, take it to a professional, and get it fixed as soon as possible.  Most of the time, if you pay for a repair of the damage and everything else is certified as A-OK, anything that goes wrong down the road is covered under whatever warranty you have left on the machine (assuming you don’t fuck up and drop it again.)  Try getting that guarantee out of your pediatrician!

DMG Compression: An Open Letter to Mac Developers

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

I am not a programmer, nor will I ever claim to be one. One thing that annoys me about shipping products for download is that developers do not take advantage of the fantastic opportunity afforded to them by Apple’s advanced compression options for disk images.

I was on my honeymoon last year, and Garmin’s RoadTrip software, at version 2.0, had some serious bugs.  I really needed to download the 2.0.1 update. I was in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on a cruise ship with SLOW internet access.  I consider it a modern miracle to have internet access on the ship ANYWAYS, but I digress.  After downloading the large disk image, I ran it through DropDMG’s bzip2 compressor and shaved something like 30MB off of the disk image file.  If Garmin had done that in the first place, they’d have cut down on the internet time I had to burn downloading the damn thing, plus they would save a little on their bandwidth costs.  I’m sure that 30MB per download of their Mac software is negligible, but still worth taking into consideration.  Bottom line is that there’s no good reason to ship a disk image that mounts as read/write, nor is there a good reason to ship a non-compressed DMG.  Devs: prove me wrong.

Now, some of you losers still running OS X 10.3 might be complaining about not being able to use bzip2 compressed DMGs.  Lucky for you, Apple still supports legacy zlib compressed DMGs.  And if you’re running 10.0 and need an ADC compressed image, you need to figure out how the hell you got to this website in the first place and SERIOUSLY re-evaluate your technological budget.

Now, this part of my rambling is going to be an unsolicited whoring of myself for Michael Tsai over at C-Command.  Not only is DropDMG one of my favorite utilities for DMG archival and processing, his other big product SpamSieve is quite possibly the most brilliantly written third-party spam filters ever made.  It is essentially seamless with OS X Mail, and support for all of his products is completely first-rate.  No other spam filter has ever worked as well as his for my use, and I cannot thank him enough for saving my inbox.

So, developers, please save your customers time and support a wonderful member of your community: process your DMGs properly through DropDMG before posting them for download.  I’ll be happy, and isn’t that really all that matters?

Western Digital loves the AppleTV

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Just last week, I noticed on XLR8YourMac.com that OWC was advertising 320GB Western Digital 2.5″ EIDE hard disks.  I thought it was a typo, since nobody makes an EIDE drive bigger than 160GB except for WD, and I thought it pretty unlikely they’d push R&D dollars into a dying connection standard.  To my pleasant surprise, a day later, the WD3200BEVE was listed on their corporate site.

This is good news for anyone who, for whatever reason, needs to keep their older PowerPC Mac portables alive a bit longer, and even better news for those who wish to hack their AppleTV with a 320GB hard disk!  Going from 40GB to 160GB is decent, which is why Apple chose to offer it as an option.  But why only go to 250GB, which was for a long time the previous largest disk option available?  The new drive allows hardware hackers to get a bit more utility out of the AppleTV, which is becoming something of a surprise hit.

Considering that the AppleTV has not been updated in the 2 years since its launch, it’s amazing that the little thing is selling as well as it is.  I hope that Apple sees fit to officially offer a 320GB drive option on the AppleTV should they continue to stick with EIDE.  But, seriously, is there a good reason why the next AppleTV wouldn’t have Serial ATA?  Then I could toss the (amazing) Western Digital WD5000BEVT in it.  Or, even better, hack it to get one of those sweet new 2TB Caviar Green drives running it.

And, for the record, I am not being paid by Western Digital for all of the gushing I give them.  I consider not losing my data to be payment enough.

My 25 Years With The Macintosh

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

My 25 years with the Macintosh is, maybe, a different experience than others you’ve read online. If you’ve seen Apple’s “1984″ commercial, you’ll know that the original Macintosh computer was introduced on January 24, 1984. When the commercial aired at that year’s Super Bowl, I was still over 3 months away from my second birthday, and almost a decade away from my first in-depth experience with the Macintosh.

It was late 1993, probably November or December, that I convinced my parents to buy me a two-pack of 3.5-inch floppy disks at Sav-On so I could move information between the Mac we had at home and the Macs I used at school. Early versions of System 7 were what I first got accustomed to, and the Apple hardware varied quite a bit.

Earlier in elementary school, my 4th grade class participated in a program sponsored by National Geographic, where students would dial into a service over a POTS modem and communicate with other students across the country, and if I remember correctly, across the world. That would have placed my first REAL computing experience in 1991 or 1992, dialing into an internet gateway at 2400bps using an Apple IIgs. I recall having a binder of information about the program, but it has long since been discarded. It would be another 2 years before I had another revolutionary computing experience.

When I got my two floppy disks (one of which I threw away because I wasn’t using it at the time) I realized that I could copy software from the school computer to my home computer. Now, the SE/30 I had at home wasn’t nearly as pretty and colorful as the LC520 I was using at school, but it got the job done. I spent most of my days of 6th grade in front of the computer, playing with the software and figuring out how to take games my friends brought to school back home with me. I wasn’t able to get my hands on any printed information about the Mac, so everything I learned was from trial and error.

In junior high, I was involved in the video production class, and the infant non-linear editing systems that were sprouting up. Most of what we did, though, was deck-to-deck on SVHS, but I remember the PowerPC LC series opening up the door to the Gryphon Morph program, which was used to consistently embarass students at school my turning them into animals on the video magazine program aired each week. By the end of 8th grade, I’d developed enough skills in troubleshooting the Macs that I was frequently called out of class to fix other teachers’ machines since the school district’s technical support was (and to this day is) terribly lacking.

At the beginning of my freshman year, I got the first Mac I called my own: a used PowerBook Duo 270c. 240MB internal hard disk, 12MB of RAM, and a 14.4 modem (which could be software-upgraded to 19.2!) For a month or two, I was diong well, moving files between machines through LocalTalk or modem-to-modem with Zterm, until one day I screwed the OS. I had to get disks and a Duo Dock, or I was done. I learned my lesson, and try to keep myself prepared at all times.

About a year and a half later, I upgraded to a PowerBook 3400c/180 with a CD-ROM built in (!) and a spiffy PowerPC processor. It allowed me to do much better web design with its 800×600 screen and it ran software so much better than the good, but tiring 33 MHz Duo. I ran that machine into the ground, until OS 9 and its 1.3GB hard disk and 144MB of RAM was no longer adequate.

My freshman year of college, my parents helped me buy a PowerBook G3 with FireWire which was quite possibly my favorite portable of all time. It was relatively easy to upgrade, and by the time I got rid of it, I had installed 1GB of RAM and an 80GB hard disk. Its specs were far beyond what I had envisioned when I bought the machine.

My current computer is a 2.6 GHz MacBook Pro with a 15-inch screen, 4GB of RAM, a 500GB hard disk and faster “legacy” ports than the fastest cutting edge technologies from only a few years ago. The amount of power WASTED on single processes on this computer is probably more than the maximum speed of my PowerBook G3. There is only one feature lacking on this MacBook Pro that would make it better than the old Pismo: swappable optical drive. Road warriors demand battery life, and I always had two batteries in my G3. I have a spare battery, of course, but not having to worry about a switchout was a marvelous experience.

In late 2002, I began employment in an industry close to the Macintosh, and have remained with the company until the present day. Everything that I’ve experienced and learned since then has made me realize how little I knew back in junior high and high school, and compared with the UNIX “real” sysadmins, and developers, how little I know now. Even in 6 years, I’ve seen the world of Apple and the Macintosh change more than I could have imagined.

The Macintosh has become more popular, in unit sales, than at any time in its history. The Macintosh operating system has morphed into a solid BSD UNIX based, but friendly for consumer use, platform for the most robust and capable end-user media experience on the market. The switch to Intel processors was always rumored from the earliest versions of OS X, but flatly denied until 2005. The “big switch” was executed as a brilliant marketing campaign by Steve Jobs and company. Apple has become a major, respected player in the mobile phone market in under 2 years. Apple has also become one of the fastest-growing consumer electronics retailers in the world.

What I see under my fingertips, and what I use this machine for, is an almost unimaginable progression from my own humble beginnings with the Macintosh 15 years ago. I consider the gift of computers a blessing and a curse. It has given me the opportunity for a career doing something I enjoy (most of the time) but it has proved to be an addictive experience, not unlike caffeine, nicotine, or opiates. When used properly, these tools are amazingly useful. When abused, they create havoc.

In another 15 (or 25) years, I don’t know if I’ll be working at the same company, or even in the same industry. I could never have predicted my current technological experiences with accuracy back in 1993, and I will not attempt to predict technology and its impact on our lives that far into the future. I’ve forgotten more about Apple and the Macintosh over the past 15 years than most people learn in their entire computing experience. I can only hope that I’ll be able to look back on this anniversary of computing technology and realize it’s only gotten better.

Chelsey Sullenberger Has Big Brass Ones

Friday, January 16th, 2009

sullenberger

Going by my quick and dirty research, the US Airways pilot who had to land an AirBus A320 in the Hudson River has done what most “experts” (including El Douche Mejor, Ralph Nader) claimed was impossible or at least really improbable: to land on water with no loss of life.

Now, I’m the first person to criticize US Air for being one of the shittiest airlines I’ve ever flown on from an operations perspective.  But I’d want this dude flying whatever plane of theirs I was riding on FOR SURE.  Problem is, I don’t know how he’s able to fit his gigantic testicles into the cockpit (no pun intended) to pilot the craft.  That, in itself, is impressive.

bigbrassballs

Now, if I was on that plane, I think I’d have at least dribbled a little down my leg before the waters of the Hudson washed it away.  But being the guy at the (wheel? rudder? stick?) and realizing that both of the engines just had a tasty meal of fresh Canada Goose must really really suck.  This guy deserves a raise.

I feel like a mindless messenger bag toting Obama voter for mentioning it, but credit goes to the Crappington Post for the photo of the pilot.